Living in a Snow Globe

I'm off to Michigan where I hear it's snowing, cold, and blustery. I don't think I'm quite ready for this. I think the hall closet has eaten all of my gloves, hats and scarves. Maybe I can wear them all on the plane so I don't have to pack them... I can be a little Nanuck! Heck.. I'm even still in flipflops. Good thing I'm wearing someone else's boots. It's bad enough I have to be on the road by 5 AM, now I have to dress like an overstuffed cartoon character. Since I'm short and a midge overweitght all the extra layers make me look like a roly poly. Lovely!